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I think I mentioned that I never had much time to spend on muggle music, not with the way things ended up. It's nice to get a refreshing taste, especially if you can recommend me some more good things.

That bad?

[ Rather like her own, she supposes, with all the sourness and confusion and twisted emotions. ]

You're going to be my personal love life bodyguard, are you?

I'll keep that in mind. I like to think my taste is pretty good — I mean, I like Britney and Beyonce. How could anyone go wrong?

But, yeah. Pretty bad.

[ his problem is always going to be rooted with thalia. always. and given that she's here and he has no idea what to do with himself, his love life is complete shit. ]

Yep. Every guy's gotta go through me. I can be pretty scary. George even shakes when I'm near.

[ usually out of either laughter or anger, but that's neither here nor there. ]

If I knew who they were I would either celebrate you or judge you, but I'm afraid my knowledge is limited to Britney right now. I'll get back to you, though?

I could say the same for mine. I once charmed a set of birds to attack the boy I liked.

[ That makes her sound good, doesn't it? Sending birds to attack someone. Well, it's certainly not the worst thing she's ever done with her magic. ]

Then I'll have to tell you there won't be much to do with it. There's no one around here that's interested so you're safe for now.

Definitely. Can't have you not compiling all the songs you love and loathe without making sure you've had the entire scope of pop. I wouldn't have done my job teaching you about the wonders of Britney and the horrors of The Bieb!

[ it's too bad luke's laughter can't be recorded. ]

You're joking. I'm guessing you've never seen The Birds, either. Sometimes you make me question whether or not you haven't heard or seen half the sh — crap I like.

[ thankfully, hermione had never pried into the aphrodite girls. silena beauregard is the one girl he feels himself feel shame over whenever he thinks of her and her fate and what he had done to her. a set of birds? it's nothing. ]

Unless you've done a magic spell to guarantee that, I'm pretty sure you may be surprised.

You know, I really hope you realise that 'the Bieb' sounds like some kind of contagious disease. Are you sure you should be letting me listen to this kind of music, Luke Castellan?

[ An actual shame. She likes his laugh. ]

Not really? I spent too much time in the muggle world. Sitting and watching a film was far less important than reading up on spells that might be handy or getting ahead on next year's lessons.

[ There's still time, though... ]

Luke, really. All the people I've met are either twice my age or family. I'm safe.

I swear to you on George and Martha I will never link you The Bieb's crap. I like you too much to subject you to shit.

Just a question. Do you ever stop learning?

[ it's just endearing to him that the moment school finishes, she continues on. knowledge is power, and it's fun to unearth it, but most kids drop their books into the bonfire to sacrifice it to their gods as they sit and play the playstation with him. in comparison to her, he's boring. wasting his time away playing games instead of learning the world or even preparing for another class. his love for learning extended to being hands-on. while he loved books, it was for the adventures contained within them, not so much the theories. ]

You're like, what, eighteen? Nineteen? I know a few people in that age bracket. One of them has fish for brains, sure. But the Drabwurld's not full of just old folks.

I feel safer already. Keep the bad music away from me.

No? Why would I? If there is a book to read or a spell to learn then I'm going to do it. You never know what might end up being useful.

[ If there are more books to read and more classes, more education, then she's going to do it. She's going to go out of her way to make sure she learns as much as she can without any hesitation.

As for the rest -- honestly, she might start giggling. ]

Luke. I'm twenty-one. A little bit too old for the average teenager, I think.

Don't overload that big brain of yours. Guess that's why you've got me. I'm fun. ;)

[ and dangerous and a bit too fast, but — where there's books and too much reading, there's luke to smack it out of her hands or hold it high above her head to goad her into taking a break. there's such thing as too much preparation; life's just going to pass her by, and she'll miss out on the beauty of it. ]

[ he has. ]

Oh. With the way you talk about school … Guess you're set for college now.

Still. Point still stands.

You can try to take the bookworm out of the library, Luke...

[ But you can't take the library out of the bookworm. Literally, she carries most of her books with her. She can imagine Luke trying to make her leave, though, in the same way that Harry and her friends used to try and get her out. ]

That's not really how it works in the Wizarding world. We're considered adults at seventeen and that year, seventeen to eighteen, is usually our last year of school. I was eighteen when I had to abandon school to help Harry and that took a year, and then I had to wait another year for them to rebuild the school. Then I came here.

--- You're delusional.

Or I can just simply steal her. (〜￣▽￣)〜

Pretty sure in the demigod world, the moment you try and get to Camp Half-Blood, that's when you become an adult.

[ as far as he's concerned, he became an adult at nine. ]

I was nineteen when I left camp. I think it's one of those places you can stay forever. The real world isn't really kind to us Half-Bloods.

So, school is still in limbo with being rebuilt? Guess the Wizarding World is a little nicer than Viva La Demigod. I wouldn't advise celebrating at Las Vegas when you graduate. The Lotus Casino is definitely a time waster.

— I'm not.

You want to steal me? I'd like to see you try.

Trust me, being legally an adult doesn't mean you are one. There are some real idiots out there in my world.

[ She's been adult-ish since she was twelve. She didn't have much of a choice. ]

I don't know what the real world is like when it comes to the wizarding world. I've only seen the darker side of it, the side dirty with war. I'd like to think that the future has something better for us all.

Something like that. The last major battle of the war destroyed it. Rebuilding it is taking a little bit of time - and I don't think I want to go to Vegas anytime soon.

Luke.

Don't underestimate me. My business card can barely fit my titles.

Hermione.

I'm sure they're all very impressive, too.

Don't be silly, alright.

How am I being silly? You're being oblivious.

And purposefully rude. My business card is exceptionally impressive. The font's so tiny you'll need one of your wizarding magnifying glasses to be able to read LUKE CASTELLAN something something.

Luke Castellan, stealer of girls, flatterer of witches and knight to be supported?

I'm not a knight

[ he is, technically. did martha tell her? he had been honoured to receive such a gesture from the high-king, but luke still doesn't know how to swallow it. ]

It's more like LUKE CASTELLAN, EXTRAORDINARY THIEF, CHAMPION OF ANY VIDEO GAME, KNOWS WHEN HERMIONE __ GRANGER IS OBLIVIOUS, AND ONE HELL OF A GUY.

It also includes some acronyms, like BAMF.

I think you're very Knightish sometimes, so you're going to have to deal with the title.

My middle name is Jean, by the way. Do I get to introduce you to people like this? Do I get my own card?

You're being silly now, Hermione Jean Granger.

How am I being silly now?

[ he'll relent, just a little — though, he doesn't think he's a knight at all. he's most certainly not anyone's white knight, capable of saving the day. ]

I can't be a knight. I hate horses.

[ pegasi, really ... technically, they're still in the horse family. ]

At least you didn't have to ride on a horse only people that have seen death could see. I rode it before I could see it and that was terrifying.

Wait, what?

Rewind. What in Hades — The douche doesn't have a horse. He has a vicious, three-headed mongrel and a hard-on for furies.

[ is there any myth out there that hades has a horse? of course, luke's forgotten the lord of the dead isn't exactly a loser who "owns" a music label in hermione's world. but the fact that death has such an impact on her world ... if hades had a creative bone in his body, he'd think of that. instead, he's just a dick who tries to kill young kids in an effort to spite his older brother. ]

No, no, I don't mean death as in Death. I mean you have to have seen someone die in order to see a Thestral.

The horse thing.

Right.

That's ... different. And I wouldn't be surprised if Hades had a few of those, I've seen a lot of horses in my lifetime.

Do they let anyone just ride them?

Not really. They pull the carriages that take us from the town nearby to school. It's actually considered illegal to ride them, since they're classified as a dangerous creature.

[ .... Don't think about doing illegal things, Hermione-- ]

The first time I rode one I couldn't see it, so it was a rather difficult flight. The second time was easier.

[ She could see it the second time. ]

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