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"Hello, Hermione Granger here. I must be busy, so please leave a message. Thank you very much!"

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Neither of us were seriously hurt or given detention, though?

See? It's all going to work out. With my charm and your wit, we'll be running the place in a matter of weeks.

... Well, there is someone here who could help with that.

Oh, really?

Yes. He's kind of a huge prat, though, I'm not sure you'd like him.

Unbearably hideous, too?

Horribly. You should see his hair.

He sounds appalling. Any merit?

Hm. He's quite loyal, I suppose. And funny - not as funny as he thinks he is, mind.

He does sound awfully familiar.

I think his name was WonWon.

WonWon? Isn't that a sort of soup?

I'm not sure. It sounds rather foul, doesn't it?

[ and this isn't because lavender brown irritated the sweetness out of her, nope. ]

You should try and talk him into changing his name to something with a little more dignity. Like Pulchritudinette.

Hm. It just doesn't have as nice a ring as 'Bouillabaisse'.