"It wouldn't be the first time we've done something a little ridiculous, would it? I hope you remember the time I turned myself into a cat - everyone here thinks it's utterly hilarious." Not that she's being petulant, but she sniffs all the same, trying her best to hide it and not let on the fact that it still rather haunts her.

"Joke about it all you want, at least you've got one! Hermione Granger, Marchioness - or Marquis if you prefer - of the White Citadel and Sorceress-Protectress of Caer Glaem is far more of a mouthful."